Fox Chooses Mark Burnett To Produce ‘The Emmys’ AKA ‘The Who Caresies’
Remember when four reality show hosts were chosen to anchor the “Emmy Awards” in 2008? For those of you who do, sorry I brought back those painful memories. Well, the man behind such reality shows as...
View ArticleYour 63rd Primetime Emmy Nominees
Joshua Jackson and Melissa McCarthy woke at the ass-crack of dawn to announce the 63rd Primetime Emmy nominees. Mildred Pierce leads with 21 nominations, while Mad Men will face off against Dexter,...
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10 Truthful 2011 Emmy Nomination Reactions
The nominations for the 63rd Primetime Emmys were announced this morning. There were some pleasant surprises (Friday Night Lights, Louis C.K.), and then there were some inexcusable snubs (Community,...
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Why Did The Emmys Snub ‘Community’? Ask ‘Modern Family’
To paraphrase Doug Benson, every year I watch the Emmy nominations, and every year I’m outraged that an old gay man’s opinion doesn’t match my own. This year was no exception. And while many deserving...
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The Official 2011 Emmy Awards Drinking Game
The Official 2011 Emmy Awards Drinking Game is finally here! All you need is a bottle of booze, a glass (optional) and the simple instructions listed below, and you’re on your way to enjoy television’s...
View ArticleCharlie Sheen To Show Up At The Emmys?
According to a source that may or may not be Charlie Sheen himself, the controversial former actor/current punchline/mentally unstable individual Charlie Sheen may be appearing at tomorrow night’s...
View ArticleFat Chick, Dorks Dominate Early Emmys
If the early winners are any indication, this year’s Emmy Awards will be dominated by fatties, nerds, and fuglys. In the interest of full disclosure, I’m a huge dork and my face looks like an...
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The Emmy Awards Suck Dinklage: A List Of The Night’s Big Winners
Tonight’s Emmy Awards proved to be a rousing spectacle showcasing and honoring the best television has to offer. At least I assume it was. I was watching football. But from what the Internet tells me,...
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